Posts tagged Ugly

Ugly Cycling Clothes 9: Cow pat-tern

I dare someone to buy this and take a photo of it on. Sure its only AUS$120.00 (argh).

Mooooo

There is some text on the side of the jersey that I cant quite work out. Anyone care to offer some alternatives (moo-untain biking, anyone)? (Sorry that was terrible, my brain is a bit mushy from biking tonight).

Available from: www.cyclingcentralshop.com.au (these guys have some classics!)

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Ugly Cycling Clothes 8: Arrrrr Matey

ArrrrrrPlease note it says ‘One eyed willy’ on the side of this jersey…

Available from: www.cyclingcentralshop.com.au

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Ugly Cycling Clothes 7: He’s Watching You

Ruff ruffAvailable from CRC: www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=29675 (I dont know why I am giving the link to this monstrosity – perhaps someone, somewhere wants to buy it for novelty value… maybe…)

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Ugly Cycling Clothes 6: Love/Hate Gloves

Argh – I’m sorry but not even in tongue and cheek would I wear these… ever (from www.cyclechic.co.uk):

Argh

Argh

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Ugly Cycling Clothes – 5

I know everyone always raves about Assos stuff (and unfortunately my budget at the moment prevents me from even being in the same room as them) but this was a particular horror:

S & M

Which reminded me of a certain 80’s jacket…

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Ugly Cycling Clothes – 4

While job searching (ok I lie, all I do is read bike blogs all day) these two gems caught my eye:

The blurb attached to this jersey ‘Prowl around the neighborhood, leap over hills and look sleek doing it in the Gold Leopard Bellissima jersey!’ is as bad as the leopard print jersey itself:

 

Grr

Grr

Ok, I may be being a bit cruel with this one as a group of women did do a charity cycle wearing them BUT COME ON… Could you not have chosen something less 21 Jump Street (courtesy of World Jerseys)?

Chin chin

Chin chin

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Ugly Cycling Clothes – 3

Found some shockers today on www.leisurelakesbikes.com.

Unless you were some sort of Death Metal fan (and I would be partial to the old White Zombie now and again) I cant see this Northwave jersey being a big seller.

Deathly

Deathly

I’ve seen the mens version of this on some unfortunates around the place, but this is probably the best example of a jersey designed by men for women
Booby

Booby

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